if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like
I hate it when guys ask girls why they like to buy jeans with fake pockets.
I’m just like nO IT IS SERIOUSLY THE WORST THING EVER THEY LURE YOU IN BY LOOKING SO CUTE AND COMFY AND THEY CONVINCE YOU THAT THEY ARE THE PERFECT FIT FOR YOUR LEGS AND THEN THEY WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME TO SHATTER YOUR PERFECT JEAN WORLD WITH FAKE POCKETS AND everything is terrible.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process