why procrastinate alone?
What did the cat say to the dog?
cats don’t talk
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
Misha Collins, ladies and gentlemen.
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument
[5/8] Harry Potter piano sheets
i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well
yeah they’re always so nsync
YOU FUCKING DIDNT
Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.
what are snails even trying to do