1. holynipples:

    if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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    (via thelittlepaleone)

     
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  3. I hate it when guys ask girls why they like to buy jeans with fake pockets.
    I’m just like nO IT IS SERIOUSLY THE WORST THING EVER THEY LURE YOU IN BY LOOKING SO CUTE AND COMFY AND THEY CONVINCE YOU THAT THEY ARE THE PERFECT FIT FOR YOUR LEGS AND THEN THEY WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME TO SHATTER YOUR PERFECT JEAN WORLD WITH FAKE POCKETS AND everything is terrible.

     
  4. hullodearie:

    Fake Pockets: A How To

    (via thoughts-of-a-nerd)

     
  5. spider-manofficial:

    hindre:

    leonkuwatas:

    youreouttayourtree:

    ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

    that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

    Uncultured swine

    (Source: awildswan, via the-angel-has-the-phone-box)

     

  6. psiioniic:

    lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

    (via leepaceinspace)

     
  7. girlinabearsuit:

    sonnetstockmar:

    sextingbarack:

    I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

    OH MY GOD

    This is my favorite thing I’ve ever see .

    (via the-nuclearsoandso)

     
     

  8. geekerypokery:

    jeremymcbitchin:

    Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

    i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

    (via katdebvan)

     
  9. frostbackscat:

    One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

    (Source: winterfel, via cakeisnotpiesammy)

     
  10. johneggbutt:

    have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

    mousaka:

    YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

    THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

    IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

    (Source: headlikeanorange, via newzealandvevo)

     
  11. theroguefeminist:

    harperisafairy:

    sciencedoer:

    kurentsee:

    Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

    Read More

    I don’t think anyone could possibly imagine what having these would mean to me 

    That’s neat.

    wow

    (via stacysdad)

     
     

  12. do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

    (Source: jaidennbatchler.com, via hi)

     
  13. vinebox:

    worst pain imaginable

    (via stacysdad)

     
     
  14. unlucid:

    nocive:

    meanwhile in Afghanistan

    never gets old

    (via wahteva)

     

  15. grimshws:

    omfg so i just messaged this guy saying ‘do u wanna see a picture of mah boob ;)’ and hes like ‘oh yeah ;)’ and i just sent him this im laughing so ahrd

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    (via wahteva)