1. thatfunnyblog:

cats are liquid

    thatfunnyblog:

    cats are liquid

    Reblogged from: robynlewsley
  2. sollux:

    the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

    Reblogged from: carpaydiem
  3. theamazingindi:

    listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

    Jacob dont you wear axe? Do you need to tell me something

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  4. cockringtoss:

    hearing teachers swear keeps me young

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  5. opisthocoelicaudia:

    godblessoursluts:

    flappypussyz:

    My coffee image

    How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

    image

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  6. sizvideos:

    Tiny Birthday For A Tiny Hedgehog - Video

    AAAHHHHHH

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  7. didihearthereadyset:

    So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

    "It’s called a vagina."

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  8. freewilledangels:

    wlntersoldier:

    don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

    image

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  9. espeyonce:

    When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

    image

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  10. mulled-cider:

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  11. basementdemo:

    my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  12. pulpfanfiction:


nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

    pulpfanfiction:

    nayx:

    Print it.  Fuck it.

    am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  13. iridium-flames:

    whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

    iguanamouth:

    i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

    image

    and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

    image

    and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

    image

    #johnny depp the best cosplayer

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  14. o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
  15. hellyeahyums:

    the-gingerdancer:

    sextronautt:

    how can lawyers argue without crying 

    or swearing

    if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

    now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

    "he has been found guilty

    "HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

    Reblogged from: scuzzelbotton
Next

[exasperated sigh]

Paper theme built by Thomas